Anti-Cheer

For those of you who have had the distinct displeasure of seeing the movie "Bring It On," I have redone the words to the opening scene; I believe it is an improvement. I actually handed this out to every cheerleader in my high school my junior year, needless to say the administration did not approve but it was well worth it. Enjoy!

I’m bitchy/ I’m lewd/ I’m very, very rude

I’m obsessed/ with my hair

I’m not down with underwear

I’m wanted/ for pot

I’m as dumb as a rock

I’m prissy/ I drool

But really I’m a fool

Who are we?

Just guess

We like to stuff our chests

We’re stupid/ We Smile

Because we’re in denial

I’m smart/ uhh not

Even my mom thinks I’m a slut

I’m a major/ League whore

2 dollars you can have more

We sneer and we tease

We have PMS once a week

Hate us cuz were beautiful

No one likes us either

Were cheerleaders!!

We are cheerleaders!!